The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment. Why royalty and arranged marriages existed. Posted by Now2Forever
Candy_Store_Pauper on January 8, 2026 5:37 am You only have to be 18 years old to be recognized as King of Denmark . . . Baron’s 19.
everydaycarrie on January 8, 2026 5:38 am So..he would be the bottom? And trump would be paid the bride price?
juunnneeeee on January 8, 2026 5:52 am yeah sacrifice an unrelated innocent woman for a manchild’s demented tantrums… yall need help
Large-Waltz-4537 on January 8, 2026 5:53 am Aint no way we are pasning any Princess to a mysoganyseed
VOLTswaggin on January 8, 2026 6:00 am I’ve played enough Bannerlord to know she’s just going to join America without giving us her fiefs.
Most-Yogurtcloset753 on January 8, 2026 6:04 am They both look to be down with the syndrome, makes sense 😕 mutual world.
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You only have to be 18 years old to be recognized as King of Denmark . . . Baron’s 19.
So..he would be the bottom? And trump would be paid the bride price?
Doable (<- get it?).
Seems legit
yeah sacrifice an unrelated innocent woman for a manchild’s demented tantrums… yall need help
Aint no way we are pasning any Princess to a mysoganyseed
I’ve played enough Bannerlord to know she’s just going to join America without giving us her fiefs.
They both look to be down with the syndrome, makes sense 😕 mutual world.