Trump building secret White House bunker to withstand nuclear attack—report

Posted by One-Incident3208

6 Comments

  1. “while subterranean security infrastructure would ultimately be paid by taxpayers; exact costs for underground work are not public.”

    I am both annoyed and not surprised

  2. Is there something wrong with the one they already have under there? Not enough fake gold leaf on the walls?

  3. Seems like a great plan so far!

    1. Run on “no new wars”

    2. Build massive new nuclear proof war bunker.

    3. Attempt to conquer the rest of the continent.

    4. Chill in new bunker if that doesnt work out…

  4. PatTheCatMcDonald on

    Nah. 500 meters isn’t feasible in Washington DC. Not without water pumping equipment to divert the water table. Soon as the nukes pop, the pumps shut down, it would flood.

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