TSA To Require Clear Carry-On Bags for All Travelers This Summer

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  1. Imicrowavebananas on

    Submission statement: TSA plans to further increase travel security in light of the Iran war and heightened tensions. Fears of terror attacks have prompted the Trump administration to institute new, stricter security measures on airports and flights, the first of which is the announced clear bag policy. It will be curious to see how this affects the world cup taking place in the US. Also Trump will probably try to make a grift out of this.

  2. Spectrum1523 on

    > According to internal TSA testing, clear bags reduced manual bag checks by nearly 40% during simulated screening exercises

    How many bombs and weapons did they find in simulated exercises? Any of them?

    Just stop checking if you’re waving everyone through in the first place.

  3. It’s really hard to tell what’s real anymore.

    But my first thought is also, who owns stock from the administration in clear bag manufacturing

  4. GaiusGraccusEnjoyer on

    Exactly how much security are we gaining in exchange for this draconian policy? None? We’re just making it a little easier to operate the security theater we all collectively submit ourselves to?

  5. jason_abacabb on

    Forwarded to a vacation planning group I am a part of. Much appreciated, didn’t have anything else for them today

  6. Zealousideal_Pop_933 on

    >Final Thoughts

    >While the idea of requiring fully transparent bags at TSA might actually speed up the security process, you can breathe a sigh of relief. This is just a joke as part of our annual April Fools’ Day tradition here at Upgraded Points, and we are hugely appreciative of everything that TSA officers do to keep air travel safe.

    >Your opaque carry-ons are safe, for now.

    Redditors and not reading the article + April 1st is a match made in hell

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