I pay to live in a really nice building in a major city, our building consists of the elderly, new families, and couples in their 30s. The neighbours are all close, and my partner and I are so confused how and why someone keeps shitting in our floors garbage chute room. Why would someone do this and how can I try to catch them? I have a camera for our cats when we aren’t home but it’s about the size of a man’s fist so it’s not exactly subtle.
Posted by djkeilz
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This post belongs in this sub because we’ve lived here for a decade and it’s always been very clean and well kept by all the tenants as well as the building’s cleaning crew. We have absolutely no idea who keeps shitting in our floor’s garbage chute, and they keep doing it and we want to make it stop it’s so gross.
Did you have a sniff or touch test?
Honestly this is much better than a screenshot of a tweet
Awesome!
Sorry that was me, didn’t know it was a problem, I’ll stop
Find the Indian
This belongs on the RBI sub (reddit bureau of investigation), unless they think it’s too gross.
Op is the shitty bandit, I just can’t prove it
Have you tried connecting the dots
Why is this on Conspiracy? You think it’s an alien ? Or Bigfoot? Or Epstein?
It is my custom, Saar
Every couple of days invite a different neighbor over for dinner and serve corn. Observe and report.
Has to be someone who’s arse hole is higher or equal to the height of the top of the turds.
Turds + gravity = arse hole height.
Keep a measuring tape in your pocket just in case. Although the line at the front indicates they may have shit from a distance, which might throw you off the scent.
is there any possible way whatsoever that homeless people can enter that room?
plot twist. the real conspiracy is that its you, and you’re no longer fulfilled by simply forcing the neighbors to bear witness. you’re fetish has escalated, and now you want thousands more strangers to see. soon it will be millions. and you won’t stop until the whole worlds covered in your shit.
no but for real, i’m sorry this is happening to you guys and your building. If it were me, I would hide in the chute. jk, but i would put a bag of trash in the left corner, and have the camera in there (angled upwards), with a little hole cut out just big enough to see through obvi. you’d have to precariously situate somea the trash items (nothing dirty obvi), and rig the camera to be stable amongst them somehow, etc.
and have the camera itself in some kinda opaque bag, maybe (hole in that too obvi). but I feel it could be done. and then its just a bag someone forgot to dump. tell all your neighs what you’re doing so no one tosses it. and i doubt the shitter is the conscientious type to clean up after others, when he purposefully doesn’t clean up after himself, so.
ooh, sounds like someone’s got a mysterious night pooper.. maybe we should form a neighborhood stakeout together? 😉.
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Building dog has been MKULTRA’D to be an explosive diarrhea biohazard
its probably the cia