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Posted by jobautomator

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  1. No-Silver-4409 on

    Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country!

  2. majorgeneralporter on

    ☝️Radical Left Scum

    🫵 Doing everything possible to destroy our Country

    👇Failing badly

  3. Declassified NORAD intel on Santa’s sleigh:

    **Probable First Flight**

    Dec. 24, 343 A.D.

    **Home Base**

    North Pole

    **Weight at takeoff**

    75,000 gd (gumdrops)

    **Passenger weight at takeoff**

    Santa Claus 260 pounds

    **Weight of gifts at takeoff**

    60,000 tons

    **Weight at landing**

    80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)

    **Passenger weight at landing**

    1,260 pounds

    **Propulsion**

    Nine (9) rp (reindeer power)

    **Armament**

    Antlers (purely defensive)

    **Fuel**

    Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer)

    **Emissions**

    Classified

    **Climbing speed**

    One “T” (Twinkle of an eye)

    **Max speed**

    Faster than starlight

    **Length**

    75 cc (candy canes) / 150 lp (lollipops)

    **Width**

    40 cc / 80 lp

    **Height**

    55 cc / 110 lp

    Note: Length, width, and height are without reindeer

    **Designer & Builder**

    K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.

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