More disturbing that those knocking on death’s door are making decisions for our future
Hairy_Square_4658 on
I had this after laser eye surgery, I wouldn’t be surprised if super rich just laser new prescriptions into there eyes every year.
DrunkConsultant on
Had one randomly in college waking up one morning.
Leggy_Brat on
My great-grandad had that, he was old.
My grandad has also started getting it, he’s old now too.
I’m seeing a pattern here…
SlumpDaddyCane on
Vrilly vril
(Really real)
Electrical_Beyond998 on
The top right one is creepy as hell, I’ll give you that. The rest though? Blood vessels that have burst. Happened to me when I delivered three of my four babies, pushing put a strain on every molecule in my body and the result was beet red eyes. Might be due to coughing or pooping in the case of elderly people, no big deal.
Emotional_Schedule80 on
Vril parasitic infestation rendering one as a emotionless puppet.
antialbino on
Interesting how some downplay this as *“just another conjunctivitis”*, except how often have I seen this phenomenon in people around me or even people I meet every day….I would say perhaps one in 20 years if that. Simultaneously it seems like every world leader or influential oligarch sooner or later has one of these bloodshot eyes or alternatively a black eye, all the way from George W. Bush to Elon Musk, Richard Branson, Prince Andrew, John Kerry, Kanye West, Obama, the Pope and Macron to the Queen of England, Madonna to Joe Biden and many more. Seems odd considering that this occurs disproportionately often among the elite of the elite. What’s the statistical chance of that? Even if it were purely natural one would have to wonder why it occurs so disproportionately often among the top tier of society and whether they are all related and thus share the same genetic predisposition…
HeatInRo on
Nice Sharingans
Substantial_Ear_9721 on
They kiss the devils taint as a ritual of fealty, and his asshole pops out and “WHAPS” them in the eye!
the-victim on
Vril parasitic consciousness takeover
Lancearon on
Yall never get a broken vessel in your eye? It happens.
B1NARYtruther on
I had previously assumed that it was a ritual involving a syringe full of adrenochrome that they receive in that area.
SpiritedDamage3112 on
thats not a black eye, its a popped blood vessel in the eyeball. straining too much can do this. a black eye is a purple bruising around the orbital normally and sometimes the eyelid and around the nose bridge. i realize most conspiracy theorists are stupid but i knew the difference when i was in grade school
BBQavenger on
That’s where the brainworn enters.
LingonberryFun7739 on
It’s the CIA implanting shit so they can see everything they do. They do it to sooo many ppl
hungjockca on
Reptilian glitch / malfunction
DorkSideOfCryo on
I’ve seen this idea before floating around on the internet that there’s some kind of secret Club where you have to get a black eye in order to get in or something like that.. and it is strange because I tell you the truth I’m a male you know and I grew up in the’60s mostly in the ’70s and that’s a kid I got a black guy at least once maybe twice just you know doing the things kids do but as an adult I’ve never gotten a black eye and I very rarely ever have seen an adult male with a black eye and if they did they got it fighting or in some kind of sports or something.. I don’t know any reason why old people like this that you see in here that are not fighting or anything like that or doing Rough Sports how they would ever get a black eye it’s just very very weird
BunniJugs on
I mean, it’s pretty common. It can happen for a variety of reasons
No-Pepper-7231 on
Happened to my dad, older people have weaker blood vessels and such. Because of that they can burst for no apparent reason. Hell my dad got his from putting on a shirt
Existing_Hunt_7169 on
its called being old dumbass. wheres the conspiracy there?
Wild_Replacement5880 on
I woke up one day with my eye looking like that. Sort of bummed I never got my fame and fortune out of the deal
Little_Cloud6126 on
Eh it’s just from straining too hard while shitting 😂
Samurai_Cupcake on
I have gotten them before. It’s a small blood vessel breaks causes a bleed. It’s called subconjunctival hemorrhage.
johnyjohnybootyboi on
Isn’t a popped blood vessel in the eye like, an absurdly common thing that happens to a lot of people all the time?
Troleandingnot on
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club
RyverFisher on
This is from when the tiny reptilian creature crawls in through their eye and takes over.
CanIGetANumber2 on
Do none of you ever interact with your grandparents?
Sumonespecal3 on
I’m gonna be honest I’m all up for this narrative where parasite could enter the eye and control a host, I believe it was called Vril, Conspiracy theorist Max Spiers talked about this back in 2015.
I too had a red eye once on the left side. I pulled out my eye lens and heard something pop from pressure, I believe it was a blood vessel and my eye had a red spot for like 2 weeks. I’m not sure if this is related to the black eyed club, which is usually a dark spot around their eyes. But the 2nd and 3th picture are kinda creepy.
Chubb_Life on
That’s just what happens when you’re old and you sneeze too hard. If you’re one of the lucky ones with healthcare you’ll eventually find out for yourself.
thebprince on
It’s just a burst blood vessel. I woke up with one one time and I’m fairly sure I didn’t sleep join the Illuminati. Or at least if I did, then it turns out that the wealth, drugs and orgies are very much exaggerated!
AnubissDarkling on
My nan got one from falling over and hitting her head. Getting old means increased damage. Not always nefarious in origin but please go off.
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The answer, as boring as it is, is “being old.”
Old people bruise super super easy and typically have less balance and coordination than young people.
Makes me think of that movie The Home with Pete Davidson
Its called a subconjunctival hemorrhage, most commonly from old people straining to poop or coughing too forcefully.
Not a joke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subconjunctival_bleeding
U forgot Elon musk
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Macron’s hubby has a stout left hook I see.
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Vril
They need to eat more fiber.
More disturbing that those knocking on death’s door are making decisions for our future
I had this after laser eye surgery, I wouldn’t be surprised if super rich just laser new prescriptions into there eyes every year.
Had one randomly in college waking up one morning.
My great-grandad had that, he was old.
My grandad has also started getting it, he’s old now too.
I’m seeing a pattern here…
Vrilly vril
(Really real)
The top right one is creepy as hell, I’ll give you that. The rest though? Blood vessels that have burst. Happened to me when I delivered three of my four babies, pushing put a strain on every molecule in my body and the result was beet red eyes. Might be due to coughing or pooping in the case of elderly people, no big deal.
Vril parasitic infestation rendering one as a emotionless puppet.
Interesting how some downplay this as *“just another conjunctivitis”*, except how often have I seen this phenomenon in people around me or even people I meet every day….I would say perhaps one in 20 years if that. Simultaneously it seems like every world leader or influential oligarch sooner or later has one of these bloodshot eyes or alternatively a black eye, all the way from George W. Bush to Elon Musk, Richard Branson, Prince Andrew, John Kerry, Kanye West, Obama, the Pope and Macron to the Queen of England, Madonna to Joe Biden and many more. Seems odd considering that this occurs disproportionately often among the elite of the elite. What’s the statistical chance of that? Even if it were purely natural one would have to wonder why it occurs so disproportionately often among the top tier of society and whether they are all related and thus share the same genetic predisposition…
Nice Sharingans
They kiss the devils taint as a ritual of fealty, and his asshole pops out and “WHAPS” them in the eye!
Vril parasitic consciousness takeover
Yall never get a broken vessel in your eye? It happens.
I had previously assumed that it was a ritual involving a syringe full of adrenochrome that they receive in that area.
thats not a black eye, its a popped blood vessel in the eyeball. straining too much can do this. a black eye is a purple bruising around the orbital normally and sometimes the eyelid and around the nose bridge. i realize most conspiracy theorists are stupid but i knew the difference when i was in grade school
That’s where the brainworn enters.
It’s the CIA implanting shit so they can see everything they do. They do it to sooo many ppl
Reptilian glitch / malfunction
I’ve seen this idea before floating around on the internet that there’s some kind of secret Club where you have to get a black eye in order to get in or something like that.. and it is strange because I tell you the truth I’m a male you know and I grew up in the’60s mostly in the ’70s and that’s a kid I got a black guy at least once maybe twice just you know doing the things kids do but as an adult I’ve never gotten a black eye and I very rarely ever have seen an adult male with a black eye and if they did they got it fighting or in some kind of sports or something.. I don’t know any reason why old people like this that you see in here that are not fighting or anything like that or doing Rough Sports how they would ever get a black eye it’s just very very weird
I mean, it’s pretty common. It can happen for a variety of reasons
Happened to my dad, older people have weaker blood vessels and such. Because of that they can burst for no apparent reason. Hell my dad got his from putting on a shirt
its called being old dumbass. wheres the conspiracy there?
I woke up one day with my eye looking like that. Sort of bummed I never got my fame and fortune out of the deal
Eh it’s just from straining too hard while shitting 😂
I have gotten them before. It’s a small blood vessel breaks causes a bleed. It’s called subconjunctival hemorrhage.
Isn’t a popped blood vessel in the eye like, an absurdly common thing that happens to a lot of people all the time?
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club
This is from when the tiny reptilian creature crawls in through their eye and takes over.
Do none of you ever interact with your grandparents?
I’m gonna be honest I’m all up for this narrative where parasite could enter the eye and control a host, I believe it was called Vril, Conspiracy theorist Max Spiers talked about this back in 2015.
I too had a red eye once on the left side. I pulled out my eye lens and heard something pop from pressure, I believe it was a blood vessel and my eye had a red spot for like 2 weeks. I’m not sure if this is related to the black eyed club, which is usually a dark spot around their eyes. But the 2nd and 3th picture are kinda creepy.
That’s just what happens when you’re old and you sneeze too hard. If you’re one of the lucky ones with healthcare you’ll eventually find out for yourself.
It’s just a burst blood vessel. I woke up with one one time and I’m fairly sure I didn’t sleep join the Illuminati. Or at least if I did, then it turns out that the wealth, drugs and orgies are very much exaggerated!
My nan got one from falling over and hitting her head. Getting old means increased damage. Not always nefarious in origin but please go off.
lizards poke them in eye with lizardpenis