How to speak Davosian – FT

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  1. RTSBasebuilder on

    Thanks, I’ll keep this in mind when I get my Linkedin Premium and become a Unicorn Founder with the Grindset Mindset on Building Success by Developing my Innovative SOTA AI All-in-one Customer Support and B2B sales SaaS workflow solution in Fintech that will disrupt the industry when it ships (while never mentioning my product is an LLM API wrapper with connectors and web search and database retrievals, about 10k lines of code give or take I stole off of Github and GPT-Codex coding it out and Claude Code debugging said GPT-codex) and motivational thought leadership posting rehearsing for my TED talk about “Changing the Future of Work, by leveraging New Platforms over Legacy Processes To Synergise Paradigm Shifts”.

  2. walrus_operator on

    Davosian | English
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    The need for an impartial platform for dialogue has never been greater | We will always find an excuse to do Davos
    Davos is in the heart of Europe | Davos is in the middle of nowhere
    The theme of this year’s gathering is A Spirit of Dialogue | The idiots are in charge, so we have to speak to them
    It’s great to be here! | I just spent two hours on a minibus and slipped over on the pavement
    Is this your first Davos? | Are you too unimportant to talk to?
    Our excitement about the energy transition does not mean that we reject tested technologies | My company is looking to invest billions in Venezuelan oil
    President Trump set out an innovative vision for America’s relations with fast-growing economies | The president gave a rambling speech in which he appeared to confuse Cameroon and Cambodia
    Humanity has just entered a new era of possibility | It is January
    Davos is just the perfect place to get some distance from the day-to-day | I have just announced mass lay-offs and needed to escape the office
    I heard your session went well! | I did not watch your session
    This is the first forum since our founder Klaus Schwab stepped down | We finally got rid of him
    My sense is that leaders are ready to deliver the benefits of this reimagined moment at scale | I work for McKinsey
    I am going to the AI Leadership lunch | I am so hungry I will do anything for food
    We are truly entering the era of mini-lateralism | Once a year, my communications team makes me use these words
    This is the moment of India | I would like some clients from India
    In a change to our previous schedule, the president will be joining us by videolink | He was worried about being abducted by US special forces
    Are you on LinkedIn? | I want to talk to someone else now
    It’s not about less regulation, it’s about smarter regulation | It’s about less regulation
    What makes Davos valuable are the people | There are no minerals here. Seriously, Mr Trump, we have nothing
    Excuse me, I have a scheduled catch-up with my strategy head | I am going for my 3pm nap, or I will pass out during cocktails
    Here are my three predictions for 2026 | The next sentences to come out of my mouth will either be banal or wrong
    I have come across such inspiring views | I have just been skiing
    Are you going to Matthew Freud’s party? | I need someone to get me into Matthew Freud’s party

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