In world war z, Israel builds a wall around Jerusalem showing foreknowledge of the zombies. The wall is over run by zombies right when the Israelis and Palestinians start getting along. This is caused by Palestinians singing too loud.
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beamerbeliever on January 23, 2026 1:10 am Social workers must’ve really put in the extra effort this year./s
BBQSauce61 on January 23, 2026 1:15 am “Correlation does not imply causation..!” Every leftist nut job…
Alpha-Sierra-Charlie on January 23, 2026 1:25 am Ah jeez, I wonder what happened, gotta be the affordability crisis making crime not pay, that’s obviously racist, nazis and whatnot, etc., etc. /s
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Social workers must’ve really put in the extra effort this year./s
“Correlation does not imply causation..!”
Every leftist nut job…
Ah jeez, I wonder what happened, gotta be the affordability crisis making crime not pay, that’s obviously racist, nazis and whatnot, etc., etc.
/s