*Cue Alan Greenspan’s voice in the back of your head*

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  1. Man I really want to gamble on crypto shit coins, options, or the lottery but I’m too pussy. 

    Buying ETFs like a boomer bogletard instead 😞

    I’ll finally be a millionaire when I’m 60 (if I make it that far) and life is basically over. 

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