Submission statement: Both sides say there will be more talks. However, the United States announced new sanctions on Friday related to Iran’s “shadow fleet” of oil tankers. There was a combination of indirect and direct talks
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Iran: Proxies are off limits. Missiles are off limits. Also we’ll keep enriching uranium. Fuck you. Also check out this missile to specifically attack Israel with. Remove all the sanctions.
US: Not only do we want all of those, you also have to stop selling oil to China. Also we’ve invited Admiral Shitkicker to the talks to stand there menacingly and also we just sanctioned all your shit again.
Joint statement: Good, productive talks, see you again in a few days.
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Submission statement: Both sides say there will be more talks. However, the United States announced new sanctions on Friday related to Iran’s “shadow fleet” of oil tankers. There was a combination of indirect and direct talks
Iran: Proxies are off limits. Missiles are off limits. Also we’ll keep enriching uranium. Fuck you. Also check out this missile to specifically attack Israel with. Remove all the sanctions.
US: Not only do we want all of those, you also have to stop selling oil to China. Also we’ve invited Admiral Shitkicker to the talks to stand there menacingly and also we just sanctioned all your shit again.
Joint statement: Good, productive talks, see you again in a few days.