A total of 112 U.S. Air Force C-17s have either arrived in or are en route to the Middle East, with another 17–18 flights currently in progress.
The Pentagon Pizza Index is off the charts!
District Pizza Palace (1.0 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity at 250%. We, The Pizza (1.0 miles) follows at 149%, and Extreme Pizza (0.5 miles) reports 143%. DOUGHCON level is 5.
May we all clench our butts and brace for what’s next👁️
Posted by Rich_Gas7886
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I love to clench my butt. Try and Do it while u walk and it looks funny. “takes the pressure off the knees.”
Overtime
It’s the Super Bowl today, might explain the spike in pizza ordering activity.. lol
Power just went out briefly in Alberta.
Nah, strikes happen on Friday Night or on Saturday, to not interfere with the stock market.
Do me a favor please? Can you check into when.. what day and year… the sales showed a spike like thus, say the past ten years?
Seems like this has been happening every week 😂
the pizza spike thing isn’t reliable at all. Also, there are a ton of fast food/ pizza spots inside the pentagon itself.
Super Bowl
Bebe’s maybe getting a live command room view on Wednesdays adventure.
What does “The Pizza (1.0 miles) follows at 149%, and Extreme Pizza (0.5 miles) reports 143%. DOUGHCON level is 5.” mean? is it code language ?
You guys have a whole DoughCon Level system around this ? Hilarious