Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son, Mojtaba, Selected as Iran’s Supreme Leader

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  1. They’d save themselves a lot of time if they just started naming people who were already dead.

  2. Buried down at the bottom of the press release was notification that the next supreme leader after Mojtaba is going to be Bubba Khamenei. Bubba is the late supreme leader’s 4th cousin, once removed. In Iran Bubba is known as The Goat Whisperer.

  3. Is this like being Mr Lizards next assistant? “We’re going to need another Ayatollah.”

  4. Sure-Wishbone-4293 on

    The news of Mojtaba becoming the next Supreme Leader of Iran comes after President Donald Trump told ABC News that the next Supreme Leader of Iran would “have to get approval” from the United States, adding that without approval “he’s not going to last long.”

    “He’s going to have to get approval from us,” Trump explained. “If he doesn’t get approval from us he’s not going to last long. We want to make sure that we don’t have to go back every 10 years, when you don’t have a president like me that’s not going to do it.”

    Sorry, the stiffnecked Iranian Regime will not be making that choice. To the victor goes the spoils.

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