For a while I’ve been dwelling on the fact that the red, green, yellow, and blue buttons on TV remotes were secretly designed to train humanity for a giant global game of Simon.
Hear me out
Population Conditioning:
Starting in the 80s, TV manufacturers quietly standardized the colored buttons so people would subconsciously get used to: recognizing the four colors instantly, pressing them quickly in sequence, responding to visual cues…
Exactly the same skills used in Simon
Hidden Broadcast:
The theory says that one day, TVs worldwide will broadcast a sequence of colored flashes: 🔴 🟢 🟡 🔵
Viewers will instinctively reach for their remotes and press the matching buttons… just like in Simon.
The theory says that if you complete the sequence perfectly your TV unlocks a secret channel and you are given instructions for the next phase: universal color-sequence training.
The final round:
From what I’ve gathered so far, there will be a massive disclosure of information to those that complete the 256 steps pattern, revealing knowledge from aliens, inter dimensional beings and who actually runs the world.
As I find out more about this I will be posting on this thread, if you have any info feel free to add it here as well…
Posted by makograves
21 Comments
Why do you need to do so many steps?
You need to get outside your trailer parked behind walmart, and for godh sakes dude, clean out all those cup o noodles, its looking desperate
Project Simonbeam. This was my uncles favorite conspiracy.
Where are the lights?
Is this how you get in the GATE program?
Funny enough my remote doesn’t have these
Dude you are starting to freak me out.Just recently I’ve learned that TVs forever had red, green, and blue leds, but now they are adding YELLOW ones! I think once the yellow ones go mainstream, their plan will be in place and we will all be doomed. Save your old TVs because once they are gone, there is no going back!
Aww mine just has buttons for Netflix and Amazon. Can I still play?
I dont have a tv. If you crack the code can you post the secret messages here for the rest of us.
Different TV manufacturers have different layout conventions for their remotes. Sony do it differently to Panasonic who do it differently to Phillips.
The pirates that make cheap knock off remotes tend to copy a particular manufacturer, in this case, Samsung.
And the “power” button is there because all *they* want is power
/s
I think you’re on to something!
Next step, you need to let people know about this. Start by telling a doctor. They will be able to warn others too.
This cracked me up, thank you very much 🙏
I’ll have what OP’s having
Also, I believe the circle represents the ice-wall, and also the hidden knowledge, which is only accessed if you are on the RIGHT channel… notice how the channel is always on the RIGHT side.
You probably did not lived in the teletekst era
You should check out what happens if you ‘mirror image’ the remote. Might see the face of baphomet.
I haven’t used a TV in like 2 years
The secret message; fuck the colorblind
I still believe that these increase (only increase, not decrease or reset) colour saturation on the TV like I was told when I was 5yo. I swear I made my parent’s TV piss yellow when they told me off for something dumb I did.
No, after completing the whole sequence, Never Gonna Give You Up will appear in 3D.