According to long-held American values, true freedom is only possible with the consent of the governed. A government by the people, and for the people, naturally disrupts authoritarianism and leads to lasting contentment. Democrats, however, disagree.
“The only way to protect life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness — as our founders envisioned — is to wrest control of the government from the people and mandate love through unassailable government regulation,” explained House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. “It’s the only way to keep democracy alive.”
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This is pretty real right now and not very satire like.
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Jeffries looks like he couldn’t figure out the Square Root of 1.
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According to long-held American values, true freedom is only possible with the consent of the governed. A government by the people, and for the people, naturally disrupts authoritarianism and leads to lasting contentment. Democrats, however, disagree.
“The only way to protect life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness — as our founders envisioned — is to wrest control of the government from the people and mandate love through unassailable government regulation,” explained House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. “It’s the only way to keep democracy alive.”
Babylon Bee is always good!
This is pretty real right now and not very satire like.
Jeffries looks like he couldn’t figure out the Square Root of 1.