Cole Allen agrees to remain jailed for now in Trump assassination attempt case Posted by SCOTUSjunkie
mattcruise on April 30, 2026 8:43 pm “Judge, I would like you to know I consent to jail.” “I didn’t ask.”
TheSkullsOfEveryCog on April 30, 2026 8:51 pm His lawyer literally is arguing that he couldn’t have conducted a mass shooting because he had a shotgun instead of a semi-automatic weapon. And that he should be released because “no priors”
HtomSirveaux3000 on April 30, 2026 8:54 pm C’mon judge, he’s just your average Friendly Federal Assassin
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I don’t think he has a choice
That’s nice of him! 🤣
“Judge, I would like you to know I consent to jail.”
“I didn’t ask.”
His lawyer literally is arguing that he couldn’t have conducted a mass shooting because he had a shotgun instead of a semi-automatic weapon.
And that he should be released because “no priors”
C’mon judge, he’s just your average Friendly Federal Assassin