The Mandela Effect is not a glitch in the simulation. We are simply being calibrated through food, gases, and music, and we are happy about it.
Low-Palpitation-9916 on May 18, 2026 1:35 am They’ve gone from the Gestapo to the Stasi to being offended by watermelons. Not sure if that’s progress or just sad.
3 Comments
>German
>Intelligence
Kind of an oxymoron these days
I’d agree with that assessment
They’ve gone from the Gestapo to the Stasi to being offended by watermelons. Not sure if that’s progress or just sad.