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German intelligence flags watermelon symbol as extremist

May 18, 2026

EndlessFantasyX on May 18, 2026 1:11 am

>German

>Intelligence

Kind of an oxymoron these days
8K12 on May 18, 2026 1:30 am

I’d agree with that assessment
Low-Palpitation-9916 on May 18, 2026 1:35 am

They’ve gone from the Gestapo to the Stasi to being offended by watermelons. Not sure if that’s progress or just sad.