Degrees of Evidence: Court Sworn Testimony under Oath = NOT ENOUGH FOR EPSTEIN Vs. blurry photo / Ai Slop = evidence of Aliens!

The chain doesn’t even connect to the cuff on the aliens right arm!

Your post is the perfect description of MAGA thinking:

QAnon is real, but all insider republican trump-hired whistle blowers against trump are lying.

A left leaning man emailing Epstein for a beef jerky recipe clearly OBVIOUSLY means he’s a cannibal, Elon directly asking to be invited to lolita island for “the wildest party night” is just a misunderstanding

Most of the people who stormed the Capitol were Antifa, but all the January 6 defendants should be freed because they were just peacefully protesting and victims of Biden’s vindictive justice system. Also tax payers should pay 1.776 billion dollars to them for restitution, even though they were antifa plants.

Also the FBI put plants in to storm the capital, um…but it Bidens FBI even though Trump was president and the boss of the FBI at the time. Um Biden secretly controlled the FBI when he was not president.

Bill Clinton flew on the plane and was friends with Epstein so he is a child preditor, Trump flew on the plane and shows up more times in the Epstein files then anyone and Epstein called him his “best friend”, there’s no way he’s a child preditor

Pizzagate is real, but video footage of trump talking about sneaking into the dressing room of teen pageants to see 12-14 year old naked was just a funny joke and totally normal

COVID was a hoax, but China also created
COVID as a bioweapon.

Vaccines don’t work, but they’re also somehow powerful enough to kill millions of people. (Also forget that trump is the one who gave funding to operation warp speed and got the vaccine and promoted it.)

Masks don’t work, but Fauci is a liar for initially saying masks didn’t work.

the 2020 election was rigged and stolen, but all the republican won senate seats and governor seats in the 2020 election were legitimate

The predictive models based off of exit polls and large polling put the odds of trump winning all seven swing states in 2024 at 2 percent, he ends up doing it, not suspicious. Those same models predict Biden winning the presidency by a small margin in 2020, Biden wins by a small margin, impossible! Stolen!

Democrats steal elections, yet no convincing evidence is ever produced, all courts included dozens of republican judges rejected the notion. Meanwhile, actual election-tampering cases involving Trump supporters that resulted in jail time convictions are dismissed as irrelevant or conspiracies.

Elon Musk paying people money and offering million-dollar prizes during elections for their people voting to his candidate is treated as perfectly normal, but states allowing mail in voting as they have for the last 30 years is rampant corruption

Lazy AI slop.