‘BRRRRT Act’ Introduced in U.S. Congress to Keep the A-10 Warthog in Service

See, we can still do a bipartisan bill every now and then. As long as it involves a hamfisted attempt to keep God's most useless airframe in the sky with a name that sounds like it was made by Redditors. Every person involved with this should be voted out, as they clearly are not very serious people and should not be in the highest seats of power. As you know, out of the many serious issues our country faces that should be addressed with bipartisan efforts, top priority among those are meme/vibe based bill to keep a morbidly obese MANPAD fodder plane with a cannon that can't even kill modern tanks flying in our skies. I mean, look at how well it did in recent spats in the Middle East, where it blew up a bunch of Iraqi friendlies, went on one mission over contested airspace, then was promptly shot down and splashed into the Gulf.