My craziest personal conspiracy theory

I made a post on my personal Facebook talking about what my own craziest conspiracy theory that I made up is. I actually had a lot of reaction and a few of the comments told me to post it here so here it goes;

“My own craziest, self made up conspiracy theory is just that Josh peck is one of Epsteins many illegitimate children. I can’t be the only one who sees this and knows what Epstein was up to in 1986. He was already meeting with wexner and securing property for trafficking. Josh peck was born in New York, Epsteins hometown, in 1986. I’ve tried and tried but google has no record of who his dad supposedly is, just records of his mother. Josh peck admits he never knew his dad and his mother had an affair with his biological father in 1985 in New York and that his “dad passed in 2013”. His mother, Barbara peck, was an extremely successful “life coach” in upper class New York in the 80s and had HUGE connections. All of this makes sense, and even if it was just one or two coincidences, you still can’t ignore the massive resemblance 😅 Act like his mom having Epsteins baby wouldn’t make perfect since for his first and only job ever being an actor, like Epstein wouldn’t rather use those connections to keep people quiet and off his back and give them a good life so he can live his privately and not have to pay child support. Set your own illegitimate kid up for success because he is your kid after all too, so he belongs in Hollywood. Knowing what we know now about how that shit works, this is honestly more reasonable of an assumption than the “truth” really is tbh. I’ll die on this hill 🤣”