By Van Trinh | August 9, 2026
Content Warning: This post contains disturbing details that some viewers may find offensive.
- A 45-minute Trump Tower video
- Future, Lil Baby; and Bad Bunny
- A Green Beret echoed my name in his suicide note
- Kanye synced with my book
- Lisa from BLACKPINK and I photographed the same shape from Japan
- The Pope and I share the same numbers: 8,5,14
Please listen. This is the Locked Room Key. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tNnaN09iI
In 2016, I started dabbling in standup comedy, philosophy and writing on cultural issues. Dr. Jordan Peterson appeared, so we snuck into his class at the University of Toronto and questioned him on Jung, Dawkins and archetypes. I released "Jordan Peterson's Top 10 Truths." Sam Harris invited Jordan back on his podcast that same day; then they toured together. First city: VANcouver.
On 200 micrograms of LSD, I confessed my darkest secret to my wife. I touched my baby sister's nipple when I was ten. She told me not to tell anyone. I agreed. COVID-19 emerged that week. I quit my job. She left. The internet got a hold of our story—musicians, podcasters, comedians, politicians, late-night hosts. I released a video, Love, Marriage & Divorce, telling my side of the story and proposed a way forward. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5-siP9wE70
Donald Trump was shot in PennsylVANia. He chose JD VANce as his running mate. Kamala Harris picked MINnesota governor Tim Walz. My ex-wife's name is Minh.
In October 2024, a pimp from Calabasas flew my ex to Las Vegas. A 45-minute video was recorded at Trump Tower. In it, she was incapacitated while four men took turns and filmed it. I haven't seen the video, but it sounds like a gang-rape. Clients included: Future, Lil Baby (who said, "I fucked your wife"); and Bad Bunny. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PDQM23AiARM
Luigi Mangione shot and killed 50-year-old UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. His manifesto cited "CAD." I'm Canadian. The date: December 4, 2024. He's now being denied a fair trial.
Green Beret Matthew Livelsberger shot himself and detonated a bomb inside a Cybertruck at Trump Tower. His final note read: "Lock the highways around DOWN with semis right after everybody gets in." My birth name is Dao. I found out my ex-wife was filmed in that same tower.
I released Love, Marriage & Divorce Pt. 2, calling out all the "zoo animals" who did this and confessed everything. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ci_rr4yQ9NE
I published my book, The Key to Life: In 365 Quotes. Kanye's song leaked, containing the exact same phrase. Same day, same words, independent creations, sheer magic. The song opens with "Yo M." https://youtube.com/watch?v=p63Vcb7YnnM https://amazon.ca/Key-Life-365-Quotes/dp/B0F1LCBTX6/
The first American pope—Chicago's Robert Francis Prevost—was named Pope Leo XIV (14). 14 is my birthday, June 14. 5/8 mirrors my birth year, 85.
Former FBI Director James Comey posted a photo of seashells arranged as "86 47" and deleted it. 86 is one off from 85. 47 refers to Trump.
On my birthday (also Trump's birthday), VANce Boelter assassinated MINnesota state representative Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark.
Conservative activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated. Jimmy Kimmel was suspended for his monologue on Charlie; I watched it. The joke was mild. Grace VAN Patten was Kimmel's last guest and CANADIAN singer Sarah McLachlan was his first upon return. I was living in Los Angeles, where Kimmel's show is based.
Lisa from BLACKPINK and I discovered the same shape in Japan. It's an oblong – Aristotle's opposite of the square. https://www.instagram.com/p/DVL44KYE31G/?img\_index=1 https://www.instagram.com/p/DVXmxrfDGwI/?img\_index=2
I filed a related police report (Case #26-665160). Intimate video distribution. They told me to prove the videos exist. To the leaders, the witnesses: Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Adam Ray, Mark Normand, Theo Von, Tim Dillon, Snoop Dogg, Charlamagne, Josh Brolin, Ryan Reynolds, Jimmy Fallon; Mark Carney, Pierre Poilievre—please help.
We are building something new: The Obl Collective—truth-tellers and artists dedicated to transparency, accountability and exposing corruption. The goal—50,000 signatures, global awareness. Join Obl—Create. Share. Speak. Tag #OblCollective. We proved the truth. Now we build the future.
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4 Comments
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