Michael Jackson faked his 2009 death to undergo a complete physical conversion into Donald Trump, this explains Trump’s forward-leaning posture as muscle-memory from the "Smooth Criminal" heel-lock mechanism, alongside coded speeches, an obsession with massive stadium crowds, and a symbolic fixation on the White House to match Jackson's iconic white suit
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Not with those dance moves
Fuckit, updooted. This tracks. Clear evidence.
Michael Jackson performed this trick by putting a bolt and using a heel slot to not have his feet come off. Great forethought on Trump’s part. He’s playing 4D chess. Knew Fox News was right.
r/conspiracycirclejerk
This is nuts and I love it.
It’s almost as crazy as my conspiracy that Charlie Kirk isn’t dead and they are going to have him resurrect him and say he is Jesus to enslave the world.
Lmaoo. This gave me a good laugh, thank you.
Shut up and take my upvote.
Im convinced
It’s impossible to deny it with the evidence you’ve presented.
K so I hate Trump but why draw it behind the heel and to his eyes while drawing Newsome from the heel to his ear?
[https://i.imgur.com/8Jdlxwn.png](https://i.imgur.com/8Jdlxwn.png)
Of all the things you can hate the people about this is just silly.
Holy shitt
He def is NOT a smooth criminal…
No way MJ is backing Israel like that. Good effort though.