Trump doubts Iran’s Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is dead: ‘If he is, they’re putting on a pretty good show’

If he went to Valhalla with the rest of the inner circle on day one, then that was one hell of a blunder on their part. He’s that prince that keeps the dynasty together, he’s not the commander he’s the flag and they just want to make sure his colors don’t fade.

>“I don’t think he’s dead. He was very seriously wounded. The left side of his body, the arm, the leg, the whole thing,” Trump told radio host Glenn Beck in an interview.

Iran has had trucking problems for several years, losing trucking is one of the easiest ways to fall out of the modern age. If the internet goes out you can still use phones and faxes to do business but if the trucking goes out everything else follows.

That they tried to help him *but failed* is within the realm of possibilities, and we’ve never once seen him showing off his manly scars. In fact we’ve never seen a single picture of him looking anything but *bored useless and pushed off to the sidelines.*

>We took out 22 boats last night.

These are the folks who killed tens of thousands of civilians in a big flash, we don’t get to fight them in an old fashioned line-up battle *because none of our enemies will ever give us that* but we’re still fighting them. The teevee isn’t going to show you a live feed from the decks of the warships doing this, it’s just going to show some nightmare clown screaming into the void.