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    Anyone remember Jalen Rose standing perfectly still?

    Anyone remember Jalen Rose standing perfectly still?
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    1. Ok-Safe-981004 on

      Shame about quality of the video, does no one have the stream? It’s like he’s been paused

    12. EntrepreneurLumpy253 on

      I always thought his hairline was too perfect… 
      TBF I rather see stuff like this than political BS.

    13. CaseyAdamC on

      I don’t understand why they would make a bot of somebody irrelevant like Jalen rose lol dude is only famous for getting 81 points dropped on his head

    15. beaver820 on

      If you zoom in, the other guy’s hands are behind Jalen’s ear. It looks to me like that guy is just putting Jalen’s ear piece in.

    17. concretetroll60 on

      Clearly an android of some kind. I’m thinking series 6.1 or 6.5. That dude is clearly reprogramming him.

    18. SmilesLikeACheshire on

      I’m stoned too.. and it looks like the guy is fixing an ear piece for him, and it’s a second hand behind the ear, and the wire is hanging down. It would also explain the tucking too.

      My husband gets weird stiff like this when someone is fitting him for a suit…. Like it’s super effing weird… and creeps me out everytime.

    20. MambaOut82481 on

      Dude looks stoned remembering getting scored 81 pts by a dude named Kobe Bryant

    23. Koankey on

      You guys don’t ever get locked in that state where you’re not looking at anything in particular but you’re off in your mind?

    25. Commercial-Cod4232 on

      This is like the Bill Clinton one where theyre putting makeup on his face…i really think they just tell them to stay absutely still while they do the makeup and microphones and people just film it without any context so ut looks crazy

    26. Im2stoned2know on

      Weird a lot of super famous celebrities have done something like this and it makes no sense. I’ve never seen another person act like this!

    31. danj1911 on

      He was having a PTSD episode remembering that one game where kwame Brown dropped 3 points on him

    33. Traditional_Tap3424 on

      He’s watching a play in action while having his earpiece put in. He’s still because he’s concentrating on the game while letting that PA do his job… you people are weird as fuck lol

    36. ZodiAddict on

      For anyone here who thinks this is silly, go watch the video. If you still don’t see anything wrong, you’re just being a contrarian

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