Manifestation is real but you have to be careful as it is a cheeky bugger. I will make 2 versions of this story, the first is a low context telling the other is more in depth and has greater contextual elements. There are 2 separate synchronicities or manifestational events.
The quick and dirty:
Went to dragoncon with my wife. In a friends hotel room the concept of manifestation came up and a friend talked about a book from the 1900’s talking about semen retention and using that lifeforce energy to power their manifestations. I then brought up the whole Jim Carry check manifestation thing i just learned about. Somewhere in the conversation i was mentioning that i had to work the next day and said “If i get 5 hours of sleep ill be perfect” my friend said 4 is a suitable minimum but i didnt quite agree.
We were at the event from 930 pm until about 1 am we had to get back to the train to get back to our car. My wife and i had split up during the event to go on our separate adventures and when we got to the train platform with only 10 mins to spare we shared some of our journeys. My wife brought up a person they had interacted with that we both knew and i look over her shoulder and that exact person is walking up behind her. Mind you that we are 25 mins walk from where the event is happening and she had helped them unload their car so seeing this person at the train station was entirely out of place. They said they ended up parking at the station a bit farther from there and rode the train back in so they could save on parking (a similar reason as to why we were getting on the train in the first place.) I was like “Bro did you just spawn there!?” they replied they did indeed just spawn and we had a laugh that my wife just summoned this person out of the nearly 75000 people that were in those 7 city blocks that Dragoncon covers.
So that is manifestation #1, my wife summoned a person by mentioning their name. So we are reeling at the improbability of that situation we ride the train back to where our car is parked. We get out of the train at like 115 or so and try to locate the parking validation station since if we didn't we would be paying 25 bucks which was lame. So we find some ticket scanning stations and try to do the thing and both the stations say “go somewhere else” this machine is not for that parking deck. So we go to the opposite side of the station. Nothing there. We try to flag down a security vehicle, no dice…. We use the “Assistance” phone to see if we can get some help finding this dastardly validation device and they were like “This is the police” we say were sorry the phone said “Assistance” and not police. They then say they will send someone out there to help us. The help comes and they show us where the validation device is. Its like a super small backpack sized brushed metal thing with a small place to insert the ticket with “Parking validation” written in lettering the size of a goosebumps book title.
So we make it out of there and head home. Once we pull into the driveway the clock ticks from 1:59 to 2:00 exactly. When i say exactly the click of the parking brake timed perfectly with the clock. I pulled out my phone and as we pull in the driveway and make sure my alarm is set and it says 5 hours 0 mins and 0 seconds until your alarm goes off. Do you remember what i told my friend earlier? I said the minimum amount of sleep i need is 5 hours…… but im sitting in the car im not sleeping yet. Whelp i guess i didnt manifest anything, nothing to see here folks….. So i go inside, feed the cats smoke a ciggy get my stuff ready for the next day take a shower and hit the sack. I cant fall asleep so i take a melatonin and pick up my phone and after all is said and done i check the alarm and it says 4 hours 0 mins 4 seconds until alarm goes off.
So there is a layer of comedy to this the universe is paying with you. The degree at which you take reality seriously is the increase in stress and worry. You have to be able to laugh when the universe puts you in these situations. Its like YOU as the universe are playing a practical joke on yourself. I told the universe i wanted 5 hours and it pushed things in front of me to stall me until the end result is me arriving home at exactly 5 hours before my alarm was set. After all my winding down was done i ended up getting 4 hours which is what my friend suggested was his minimum sleep metric.
Think about it this way. What if none of those stalling points happened and i got home unwinded and got into bed and set my alarm and it was exactly 5 hours until wakeup? That would be potent but it doesn't have the layers of irony and comedic timing that made the actual experience what it was. Its like the difference between “Getting” a joke and having that joke be explained to you. You can logically understand where the joke makes sense but that “Getting” of the joke in the moment is not there, the chicken wings had no sauce on them.
So here is some sauce for you. I take my break at work after starting to write out what you are reading right now. I go on tiktok and search “manifestation” and this video is the first video i click on.
Im sorry WHAT???!!!
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my life changed 100% after i stopped saying “im hanging in there” when people asked me how i was doing. I switched it to “im doing exceedingly great” with in months i got a fat raise, managed to afford a divorce from then my toxic wife ended up getting a new car and buying an older house and getting a new wife lol it was dominos 1 blessing after the other. Also i stopped singing along to music on the radio because their lyrics can self manifest in your life and thats the last thing you need. music artist perish all the time ironically along the lines of some lyrics that they sang.
We are made in gods image and he created with his voice. Its logical to connect the dots with what you say. Even the bible has tons of scriptures warning you to be careful what you say. Also the bible literally says we are in a simulation too Gen 1:3 ” let there be light”
Proverbs 18:21 — “Death and life are in the power of the tongue.”