What’s your best theory on why Mitch’s hater stompers are so f’in big

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32 Comments

  1. All his clothes are big on him. His tie is too long, The jacket is too wide at the shoulders,the pants are absurdly wide compared to his ankles.

    Looks like someone hit him with a shrink ray.

  2. Back to get nothing done and collect crazy money for pooping ones pants. Dude I wanna do politics. I can lie and smile too! I’ll even leave at 60 like a human

  3. Great, now gtfo and die in peace with your family. Leave governing to people will have to actually LIVE with their decisions.

  4. RevolutionaryMind439 on

    Someone check under his collar to see if it’s just an old guy wearing a silicone face mask

  5. villentretenmerth88 on

    Apparently there have been some huge gains in the field of necromancy, but they all still end up looking like Frankenstein’s monster after they’re reanimated.

  6. I think I have those boots. They look like the garmon tactical nemesis. They’re very nice boots.

    As far as theories go, probably for ankle support and sole padding.

    Edit: garmon not garmin

  7. tabbyabbyabitha on

    Why is he still working? Shouldn’t he be preparing for his transition or something of the like?!

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