I'm NOT saying it's actually him – I just mean it looks like him. More so in the second photo. It's a skinny Eptsein with buzzed hair. It looks like his son! Lol.

I was just watching a video on instagram with a guy doing foley sound for a video while Jack Johnson's sings banana pancakes…and all I can see is Epstein's face. Then I remembered he supposedly has hundreds of children from spreading his seed with his obsession in cloning and transhumanism.

I'm just posting this for fun because it's funny. I don't actually believe they are the same person or anything but this is just so random I thought it was perfect for here.

Posted by josephtheoriginal

21 Comments

  1. Not saying ya smoked to much per say…. but maybe there isn’t any rush to smoke another for a Lil while…

  2. I mean I can understand the similarities in facial appearance but na. Jack Johnson did write Taylor tho…….

  3. Indignant_plover on

    There’s no reason why *both* of these possibilities can’t be true at the same time….

    Just because *you may have smoked too many*, *doesn’t* mean Jack Johnson *doesn’t* look almost exactly like Jeffery Epstein… because he ***does***.

    can’t unsee….

  4. I’ve thought this before. Similar head shape and hairline and face but all too different to be the same

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