Behold, the 5-State Solution

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  1. DissidentNeolib on

    My unironic plan for Syria:
    1. Independent Kurdistan in exchange for all Kurdish militias receiving amnesty surrendering in Turkey
    2. Turkey has some resource rights in border regions
    3. Federated Syria with Alawite State, Jabal al-Druze State, State of Aleppo, State of Damascus
    4. Israel returns the Golan Heights to a free Syria in exchange for diplomatic normalisation
    5. American military bases everywhere because that’s just what we do

    I don’t care if it’s unrealistic, I care that it’s ideal. Let us celebrate for once!

    !ping MIDDLEEAST&FOREIGN-POLICY

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