Fact Check: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions
Posted by Wookie9991
Fact Check: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions
Posted by Wookie9991
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Submission Statement: Again tonight, Tim Waltz said JD Vance can debate him if he can stop humping the couch to go debate. Snope says it is fake news. JD Vance did not say he’d have sex with couch cousins in Hillbilly Elegy before meeting Usha.
Can we see pics of the 🛋️ first before we judge
Is this JD Vance’s “Russiagate Pee Tape” kompromat?
Are we back to believing snopes now ?
Where’s the conspiracy?
You would think Sarah Palin would be the worst VP pick in history, but here we are with this weird guy fucking couches.
What about wearing eyeliner?
That Tim guy is clearly a freak. It’s all projection. The gay kid sized skeletons in his closet will come out soon enough.
Welcome to Idiocracy. One side is pushing stories about the VP fckn a couch and the other side is pushing stories about the VP drinking horse semen. 🤷
Any guys when they were kids remember having pretend sex with their pillow?
When you have to go out and post defenses about something like this, you know your team is in trouble.
I most certainly have
Fuck your couch
Yeah, right. Next you’ll be telling me that Kamala Harris never put a whole coconut up her ass.
Feels like the liberal equivalent of “Big Mike,” something that’s laughably not true but is still funny to repeat it
lol this weird shit again. the Trump camp must be in panic mode
It’s why it’s called a “love seat” my friend, hahahahaha