Trudeau’s report from the discussion with Trump

Posted by JohnTurneround

27 Comments

  1. no-username-declared on

    Low IQ: The tariffs wont happen, Trump won’t do them.

    Mid IQ: The tariffs will happen, Trump is SERIOUS this time.

    High IQ: The tariffs wont happen, Trump won’t do them.

  2. I almost prefer we get tariffed instead of complying with the madman diplomacy, but a deal’s a deal.

    Hopefully we don’t have to deal with another round of Trump trying to strongarm us in a month.

  3. SleeplessInPlano on

    >10,000 personnel

    I’m guessing this is a mixture of police and other law enforcement?

    Otherwise Todd came through again.

  4. Ok-Cartoonist6605 on

    The nothing-ever-happens bros need to realize that we are still going to be living under this shit for years until he pulls the trigger or finally, *finally* dies.

    So we don’t want to hear it.

  5. West_Pomegranate_399 on

    >start trade war with neighbours for no fucking reason

    >desperately negotiate last second deal to stop tariffs

    >deal is a nothingburger that changes nothing

    >nothing has changed exept everyone hates you and the USA

    Average Trump FoPo “win”

  6. ProcrastinatingPuma on

    > tariffs on Canada

    > stocks nosedive

    > Trump says Canada agreed to send 10k people to the border (Very few illegal immigrants and less than 0.5% of Fentanyl enter the US from Canada)

    > trump withdraws tariffs and claims victory

    Damn pattern recognizing brain

  7. Country leaders dealing with Trump feels like an adult jingling keys in front of a baby to distract him from doing something stupid.

    Doing meaningless gestures that only serve to spend money that appease Trump because they are flashy and makes him feel powerful and in control.

  8. Both Canada and Mexico gave concessions designed to sound way more significant than they actually are because that’s how you win over toddler brained Trump.

  9. Listing cartels as terrorists is actually a big deal, no?

    Mexico was terrified the US would do that because it would give them a justification for military action on Mexican territory.

  10. What I think we have all learned here is to hold short positions once tariffs are announced and then execute on the day of enactment. Then take those earnings and buy the dip when the stock market drops then rinse and repeat.

  11. Greedy_Reflection_75 on

    I’m glad we’re solving the Canadian Fent Crisis that no one was aware of as of last month. I’ll be picking up my car from the blinker fluid change place soon.

    (A tsar lmao)

  12. Efficient_Tonight_40 on

    Really stupid that it took all this bullshit to get here, but all of this actually does seem like good moves. I live in Vancouver, and the amount of fentanyl and money laundering through real estate and casinos that just happens out in the open is actually insane. Cooperation in dealing with these issues would be a good thing

  13. > I want Canada to join the U.S. as the 51st state in the greatest country God has created. Also complain that a trade deficit is a handout.

    > Threaten them with a tariff using the excuse of a drug that really isn’t brought across this specific border.

    > Get a concession of making that border more apparently separated with law enforment that is checking for a drug that really isn’t brought across the border.

    I don’t get it. Does it make him feel good that other countries have armed forces/law enforcement in strength on the borders of his country?

  14. Trump threatening tariffs on your country? Just appoint a “____ Czar” where blank is whatever issue Trump is bitching to you about.

  15. Destroy_The_Corn on

    After all that we gained a border Czar and the hatred of 40 million Canadians. What a bang up deal for the US

  16. looktowindward on

    This is all saber ratling on Trump’s part. Not that I trust him if this game of chicken doesn’t work out.

  17. SlowDownGandhi on

    oh geee whiz i can’t wait for this to happen month after month ad naseum until the orange fuckwit finally makes a demand that we refuse to concede to

    congratulations america you’re the only nation on earth stupid enough to elect a mangiacake to run a protection racket, like you could’ve at least found an actual paisan holy fuck

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