I’m pretty sure we all have a coworker who already has this.
Looking at you, Dave.
I_Hunt_Wolves on
I have ‘The Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu’.
Screw those Sloths!
TheGame81677 on
Sloths are nasty creatures, not surprised they have a virus.
King__Cactus__ on
Anything to keep people frightened/in a heightened state of anxiety.
Consistent_Pen_9393 on
Sloths are only found in central and south America. How is this breakout only in Europe?
Brilliant_Theme4995 on
They move so fast and attack at will. We’re so screwed.
MemberBenefits on
Leave the sloths alone.
No_Chemistry_2050 on
It worked to well with Covid. You had neighbors calling the cops on you if you had family over. that is the society they want, a bunch of unpaid cops keeping an eye on everybody else.
boozenbear on
They speak very very slowly.
Bob_E_Bumsludge on
Lmao, the nonsense is boundless anymore.
Creepy_Ad_5610 on
How did the get a photo of me not giving a fuck?
saint_ink on
Yawwwwn, I think I might have it already.
m1ghty_b4g on
It’s offensive how stupid they think we are but honestly I give them the reason.
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I’m scurred
I blame the zipline tourists
Slotherhouse
They will blame everything but the experimental injection they took right before they came down with everything
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/other/sloth-virus-scientists-sound-alarm-as-first-human-cases-reported-in-europe-after-deaths-in-brazil/ar-AA1oLVJp
I’m pretty sure we all have a coworker who already has this.
Looking at you, Dave.
I have ‘The Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu’.
Screw those Sloths!
Sloths are nasty creatures, not surprised they have a virus.
Anything to keep people frightened/in a heightened state of anxiety.
Sloths are only found in central and south America. How is this breakout only in Europe?
They move so fast and attack at will. We’re so screwed.
Leave the sloths alone.
It worked to well with Covid. You had neighbors calling the cops on you if you had family over. that is the society they want, a bunch of unpaid cops keeping an eye on everybody else.
They speak very very slowly.
Lmao, the nonsense is boundless anymore.
How did the get a photo of me not giving a fuck?
Yawwwwn, I think I might have it already.
It’s offensive how stupid they think we are but honestly I give them the reason.
The first fever that you can outrun
It’s the Daily Mail it’s not real news lol
Sloth fever? Lol give me a fucking break