FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources say

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  1. Very solid policy, potentially borrowed from Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If the FBI agents are still struggling to arrest jabronis after this, they’ll need to load up on crowtein.

  2. Louis_de_Gaspesie on

    Three-letter agency hating leftists eating good lately. US intelligence is boutta go so far down the fucking toilet

  3. I don’t care how good you are at martial arts, you’re not going to be able to handle getting hit with a barrage of bullets.

  4. I didn’t know the UFC was an untapped source of college graduates with in a field relevant to law enforcement.

    Weirdly enough, it seems that the most educated fighters happen to be women.

  5. justbuildmorehousing on

    >On a teleconference Wednesday with the heads of the FBI’s 55 field offices, Patel suggested that he wants the FBI to establish a formal relationship with the UFC, which could develop programs for agents to improve their physical fitness

    Most competent Trump appointee

    This is stuff a 10 year old thinks of. *FBI agents! But with more muscles! And they can punch you mega hard!*

  6. Can I just go one day without reading some insane headline, like can we just have a rest day? I’m tired boss

  7. This is just DEI programs for dude bros, the anti-anti-DEI backlash is going to be so fucking funny when it really gets going in a couple years.

  8. Goddamnpassword on

    The UFC doesn’t train a single one of its fighters. Each fighter basically subcontract out to different coaches to work on different things. So how bringing them in even to do training is going to work is a question.

  9. It’s not too complicated. This is a way to funnel a billion dollars in taxpayer money to wife-beater Dana White.

  10. AI-RecessionBot on

    Trump 100% suggested this stunt. Is there really evidence that the FBI’s self defense program is lacking?

  11. All of you will joke, but I bet this is exactly the kind of thing that appeals to young men who are leaning towards conservatives.

    Fighting / Association with UFC / Outward expressions of masculinity and physical strength will get their vote than anything else.

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