ka$h got high and came up with some concepts for a plan
IpsoFuckoffo on
Very solid policy, potentially borrowed from Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If the FBI agents are still struggling to arrest jabronis after this, they’ll need to load up on crowtein.
Louis_de_Gaspesie on
Three-letter agency hating leftists eating good lately. US intelligence is boutta go so far down the fucking toilet
kittenTakeover on
I’ve never liked UFC culture.
LithiumRyanBattery on
This really is the stupidest timeline.
badusername35 on
I don’t care how good you are at martial arts, you’re not going to be able to handle getting hit with a barrage of bullets.
ashsolomon1 on
To protect and sweep the leg
Particular-Court-619 on
You are not… serious people
RyuTheGuy on
What
GreatnessToTheMoon on
Maybe he wants fighters to train agents?
E_Cayce on
I didn’t know the UFC was an untapped source of college graduates with in a field relevant to law enforcement.
Weirdly enough, it seems that the most educated fighters happen to be women.
justbuildmorehousing on
>On a teleconference Wednesday with the heads of the FBI’s 55 field offices, Patel suggested that he wants the FBI to establish a formal relationship with the UFC, which could develop programs for agents to improve their physical fitness
Most competent Trump appointee
This is stuff a 10 year old thinks of. *FBI agents! But with more muscles! And they can punch you mega hard!*
Drinka_Milkovobich on
I guess Andrew Tate is going straight from jail to FBI Deputy Director
Kaffe-Mumriken on
I understand what it says. I just can’t understand what it means.
GuyWithOneEye on
Can I just go one day without reading some insane headline, like can we just have a rest day? I’m tired boss
sgthombre on
This is just DEI programs for dude bros, the anti-anti-DEI backlash is going to be so fucking funny when it really gets going in a couple years.
NotAnotherFishMonger on
The Kayfabe Klansmen becomes truer by the day
freekayZekey on
patel could stream fights in quantico, and some people will find a way blame dems
Goddamnpassword on
The UFC doesn’t train a single one of its fighters. Each fighter basically subcontract out to different coaches to work on different things. So how bringing them in even to do training is going to work is a question.
EyeraGlass on
It’s not too complicated. This is a way to funnel a billion dollars in taxpayer money to wife-beater Dana White.
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Finally a director who understands YOLO
you hear that, criminals!
we’re coming to beat the shit out of you
IN THE OCTAGON
We need GSP to lead the UFO division
what
actual, literal, Idiocracy stuff here
Excuse me?
ka$h got high and came up with some concepts for a plan
Very solid policy, potentially borrowed from Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If the FBI agents are still struggling to arrest jabronis after this, they’ll need to load up on crowtein.
Three-letter agency hating leftists eating good lately. US intelligence is boutta go so far down the fucking toilet
I’ve never liked UFC culture.
This really is the stupidest timeline.
I don’t care how good you are at martial arts, you’re not going to be able to handle getting hit with a barrage of bullets.
To protect and sweep the leg
You are not… serious people
What
Maybe he wants fighters to train agents?
I didn’t know the UFC was an untapped source of college graduates with in a field relevant to law enforcement.
Weirdly enough, it seems that the most educated fighters happen to be women.
>On a teleconference Wednesday with the heads of the FBI’s 55 field offices, Patel suggested that he wants the FBI to establish a formal relationship with the UFC, which could develop programs for agents to improve their physical fitness
Most competent Trump appointee
This is stuff a 10 year old thinks of. *FBI agents! But with more muscles! And they can punch you mega hard!*
I guess Andrew Tate is going straight from jail to FBI Deputy Director
I understand what it says. I just can’t understand what it means.
Can I just go one day without reading some insane headline, like can we just have a rest day? I’m tired boss
This is just DEI programs for dude bros, the anti-anti-DEI backlash is going to be so fucking funny when it really gets going in a couple years.
The Kayfabe Klansmen becomes truer by the day
patel could stream fights in quantico, and some people will find a way blame dems
The UFC doesn’t train a single one of its fighters. Each fighter basically subcontract out to different coaches to work on different things. So how bringing them in even to do training is going to work is a question.
It’s not too complicated. This is a way to funnel a billion dollars in taxpayer money to wife-beater Dana White.
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Trump 100% suggested this stunt. Is there really evidence that the FBI’s self defense program is lacking?
[Literally this](https://youtu.be/P10bC0Bxp20?si=IR7dOzxrGNd9_-SN)
All of you will joke, but I bet this is exactly the kind of thing that appeals to young men who are leaning towards conservatives.
Fighting / Association with UFC / Outward expressions of masculinity and physical strength will get their vote than anything else.
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