Supreme Court will take up state bans on conversion therapy for LGBTQ+ children, in a Colorado case

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see what rigourous jurisprudence the Supreme Court uses here! It surely won’t be a bunch of motivated reasoning bullshit, right?

…Right?

Fuck.

If they un-ban conversion therapy, I’m gonna start an “Enhanced Gender Conversion Therapy” boarding school that rich conservative parents can send their gender nonconforming teenagers away to for a whole school year.

I’ll charge exorbitant tuition and use it to pay for hormones and surgery, so at the end of the year their teenagers go home fully and irreversibly transitioned, with a legally documented name change and minor emancipation papers filed.

This is the liberal free-market solution.

ADF disband challenge