Texas state legislature introduces bill to prohibit “non-human behavior” in schools called the F.U.R.R.I.E.S act

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  1. Best-Chapter5260 on

    In before the inevitable guidance to parents that kids can’t dress up as animals during Halloween.

  2. >He (Greg Abbott) endorsed newly filed legislation by state Rep. Stan Gerdes called the “Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education (F.U.R.R.I.E.S) Act,” which would prohibit any “non-human behavior” by a student, “including presenting himself or herself … as anything other than a human being” by wearing animal ears or barking, meowing or hissing. The bill includes exceptions for sports mascots or kids in school plays.

    They’re banning weird kids and weebs in school 😭

    I kind of feel bad for kids nowadays. It feels like so much has changed and it’s hard to just have a normal healthy childhood between tech, culture wars shit and you being used as a weapon by nasty loser adults, COVID and the education system being insanely neglected

  3. Pristine-Aspect-3086 on

    im convinced the entire gop political project at this point is to turn me into the type of guy who says “idiocracy was a documentary” unironically

  4. ILikeTuwtles1991 on

    Ok wait hold on. So does this mean if kids are playing during recess, and they pretend to be animals, does that mean they’d be breaking the law?

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