why does he look so strange? Why is he in the White House?

    (add a random conspiracy in the comments starting with “why.” I’ll start with the first one I guess)

    Posted by Civil-Chocolate-1078

    28 Comments

    1. martynalexander on

      You know what they say, narcissistic billionaire rapists of a feather flock together

    2. This is actually Boner McMaga. He’s the opposite of everything that made Conner cool and bad ass. Instead of the octagon he does his fighting in the pentagon. He works for Dana White and Agent Orange.

    3. Civil-Chocolate-1078 on

      i just found out rn that there is a sub called conspiracy_commons for new members who can’t yet post in this conspiracy sub

    4. Icanfallupstairs on

      1. Conor looks different as he has been abusing drugs and alcohol for years.

      2. Trump loves any type of celebrity endorsement, and he is pretty tight with Dana White, which is how he would get in contact with Conor.

    5. NumbEngineer on

      Easy. It was a favour for dana to try to save what little face there is left of conor so dana can squeeze out another big fight for the money machine.

    6. Awsomeguyingray on

      Minimal facial and head hair. Look up a picture with vs without. He looks completely different, but it’s still him.

    7. Purple-Comedian8510 on

      He’s getting old plus all the drugs and alcohol especially alcohol will age you terribly especially since he’s a big liquor guy compared to beer. Liquor will most likely age your skin faster than beer will due to higher concentration of alcohol. There’s no conspiracy here.

    8. Illiteratevegetable on

      Looks like he is a tad bloated from drinking. Considering the fact I was drinking heavily for 7 years, and I am a few months younger than him, and he looks almost a decade older… I’m going to say that the combination of alcohol and coke might not be the best for health. Who would think that, right?

    9. ProfessionalAngle971 on

      You’re really asking why an Irishman is in the White House on fucking St Paddy’s day…?

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