Knowing I’d be blackmailed after hot sex just makes it hotter tbh
human_advancement on
So hypothetically speaking where can I find these hot Russian spies that are yearning for State secrets?
wallander1983 on
Former Conservative chief whip Simon Hart’s recently published diaries describe an MP who, having succumbed to a lady’s advances, phoned from a flat where he was trapped with 12 naked women and a CCTV camera, panicking that she may be a “KGB agent
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The British are simply built differently.
wallander1983 on
The article is full of bangers:
*Proud also advised me that “a potential honeytrapper must ensure they don’t appear obvious. Everyone in Moscow was encouraged to look in the ‘ugly mirror’ on a regular basis, to remind ourselves that, if approached by a strikingly attractive Russian, it probably wasn’t because of our looks.”*
nguyendragon on
> A Western diplomat in Russia tells me that he has never been so lonely. With relations between his government and the Kremlin even cooler than the sub-zero temperatures outside, he is adrift in unfamiliar terrain. But it’s not as though he’s short of company: everywhere he goes, he is stalked by women whose sole desire is to make passionate love with him, amenable to any acts, groupings and positions that would best serve his erotic bliss. “It’s hell,” he sighs.
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Knowing I’d be blackmailed after hot sex just makes it hotter tbh
So hypothetically speaking where can I find these hot Russian spies that are yearning for State secrets?
Former Conservative chief whip Simon Hart’s recently published diaries describe an MP who, having succumbed to a lady’s advances, phoned from a flat where he was trapped with 12 naked women and a CCTV camera, panicking that she may be a “KGB agent
—
The British are simply built differently.
The article is full of bangers:
*Proud also advised me that “a potential honeytrapper must ensure they don’t appear obvious. Everyone in Moscow was encouraged to look in the ‘ugly mirror’ on a regular basis, to remind ourselves that, if approached by a strikingly attractive Russian, it probably wasn’t because of our looks.”*
> A Western diplomat in Russia tells me that he has never been so lonely. With relations between his government and the Kremlin even cooler than the sub-zero temperatures outside, he is adrift in unfamiliar terrain. But it’s not as though he’s short of company: everywhere he goes, he is stalked by women whose sole desire is to make passionate love with him, amenable to any acts, groupings and positions that would best serve his erotic bliss. “It’s hell,” he sighs.
What a nightmare
ITT: edgelords who are LARPing as James Bond or Sukarno. You want to be caught between a mafia state, the prospects of a ruined professional/domestic life, and [your home government](https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2019/06/estonia-russia-deniss-metsavas-spy/592417/) for a woman who was interested in you solely because she saw you as a thirsty chump? I sure wouldn’t.
old habits never die
Clearly western intelligence services need to retain more flaming queens on staff
Hentai manga name: “My life as a diplomat in Russia being chased by beautiful women constantly!”