Trump to declare fentanyl “Weapon of Mass Destruction,” per draft EO

Posted by StuckHedgehog

14 Comments

  1. Professional-Cry8310 on

    Mission Accomplished banner currently being printed, ready to be deployed on parliament hill when it’s reduced to rubble.

  2. StuckHedgehog on

    Relevant section of this EO:

    > Section 1. As President of the United States, my highest duty is the defense of the country and its citizens. I will not stand by and allow our citizens to be poisoned by illicit drugs from other countries that are flooding into our country, having our law trampled upon, our communities to be ravaged, or our families to be destroyed. Accordingly, I declare illicit fentanyl to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction as defined in 50 U.S.C. Section 2902

    Not feeling great about this as a potential justification for military force, as per the article.

  3. stav_and_nick on

    Shoutout PLAopsint, you were so right that the US is going to invade Mexico. Shame you were doxxed for pointing out most prominant china watchers don’t speak chinese < 3

  4. RolltheDice2025 on

    Fuck I’m calling my senators and telling them to remove the presidents power to utilize the military without an act of war again.

  5. IgnoreThisName72 on

    Welp.  The Republic was nice while it lasted, especially after the Civil Rights movement. 

  6. Because we all know the main issue with the War on Drugs was that the war wasn’t literal enough.

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