I’ve come across some pretty wild theories about cats recently, and I wanted to see what you all think. Have you ever noticed how your cat seems to stare at nothing or track invisible things? Some people believe it’s more than just quirky behavior.
Here are a few of the theories I’ve heard:
1. Ancient Alien Watchers: Apparently, some believe cats were seeded on Earth by an advanced alien race to observe humanity.
2. Guardians of Portals: There’s a theory that cats can see interdimensional entities or even guard doorways to other realms.
3. Feline DNA: Out of This World?: Some say that cats’ unique abilities and mysterious biology are evidence of alien origins or genetic engineering.
4. The Healing Purr: Cats’ purring frequencies have healing properties, but some theorize it could also be a signal or tool from an ancient civilization.
Do you think there’s any truth to these ideas, or is this all just nonsense? Have you noticed anything strange about your own cats that might tie into these theories? Would love to hear your thoughts or if you’ve heard any other wild cat conspiracies!
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Well, I had to add foam cladding to the side of my bed frame because my cat is too dumb to duck when running underneath and kept hitting his head so thats a big no to the deep purpose theory for me.
Purrpose? Toxoplasma vectors to pacify masses during world dominion
If you see cats behaving oddly it’s more likely a neurological disorder.
They’re highly skilled at detecting movement. When they’re staring at seemingly nothing it’s because they saw a bug move or some other object like a dustball and now they’re hunting it. Purring has some evolutionary possibilities, such as comforting their young or a form of low-energy exercise to maintain their muscle and bone health during their periods of long rest and sleep. As far as being ancient aliens, it’s highly doubtful.
Ever heard of “lazer cats from space”…..Duh!
Cats are supposed to be able to see into other dimensions, so they’re obviously observing ghosts, fairies, demons, and other monsters.
Have you seen/read about the theory about cats eyes are clear proof that they were bred with snakes by the Anunaki?
Many species of the animal kingdom have different sensory perception than we do. Some can see infrared, have dichroic vision that highlights colors where we see black. Humans put out electromagnetic “auras” and it’s entirely possible that our pets can see those.
The cat first surfaced in ancient Egypt and were given highest status, unlike any other animal of the region and time. I think it’s a combo of all theories OP mentioned.
I began to subscribe to the alien biological monitoring device years ago when a cat I owned seemed to stand very still, staring up at the ceiling, tail rigid, almost always at about 3 a.m. whenever I happened to be up at that time. In the dark, perfectly still, as if transmitting the day’s events back to the receiving mother ship. Several other cats since have done the same. Usually between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. They don’t wear watches, why so similar in time regardless which cat and which year?
I can’t say necessarily guardians of portals, but, possibly more canary in a coal mine type activity. I’ve had many cats that take positions on the bed closest to the door, sleeping almost in a state of awareness, or in meditation. Don’t know if it’s because of their cowardice so they can escape danger first, only to eat my eyes out when I’m destroyed, or to choose to warn me so we can both escape, or, maybe to do something to the intruder from this or other realms because of their self-awareness of no opposable thumbs to be able to open the food themselves. Protect the feeder. But, they do that shit, that’s for sure!
Healing properties and the purring are possibility as well. What I find funny is that the low frequency vibration seems not to have any adverse effect on their hearing or abilities to have awareness of things going on around them. Yet, get up close to the source, and it’s what I would consider loud. Kind of like us with headphones on, yet, not noise cancelling. Almost like those hunting ones where you can’t hear the blast but hear everything else. Yeah, that’s non-terrestrial.
My advice? Be nice to the fuckers. They’re reporting back. And, at some point, when the invasion begins, they might get you an extra bowl of gruel on the way back to the slave camps or not blowed up outright by the death rays. Or, at least I hope that’s the case, I’ve put enough money into them to get some return on investment upon the arrival of chaos. In fact, I’m willing to say that it’s definitely a Project Blue Beam false flag if cat owners are treated the same as everyone else.
The chemicals in the flea treatment are pesticides that are listed as carcinogenic, neurotoxic and can damage childrens brain development…but they tell you its safe…this is the real conspiracy.