Just another day in the declassified wild west.
Like… imagine being one of the two guys who "didn't"get turned into stone because you happened to be standing in the shade. Bro was just tryna light a cigarette and accidentally dodged a full-blown alien smite.
I don’t even know what to do with this info anymore. They’re not even trying to hide the weirdness. It’s all just quietly dumped in these old docs like,
“Yeah, some guys shot a UFO, the aliens came out, turned everyone into rocks. Anyway, here’s 200 pages of budget spreadsheets.”
And somehow we’re all just supposed to shrug and move on? Like "ah yes, another Tuesday in Cold War alien petrification."
Anyone else feel like the more they reveal, the less it matters? Either it’s true and no one cares… or it’s fake and they 'want' us to care.
Idk man. The simulation’s getting lazy. Thoughts la Familia?
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This document doesn’t say the event happened. It’s just the testimony of someone who says it did.
“Another Tuesday in Cold War alien petrification.”
Tuesdays are for Tacos. Damn space hillbillies…
FWIW this is not a document the CIA created or wrote, it was collected by the Foreign Broadcast Information Service and created by the Canadian newspaper “Weekly World News,” itself supposedly referencing the Ukrainian newspaper Holo Ukrayiny.
The FBIS’s job was essentially to collect open source things (like newspaper articles) that could possibly be useful for intelligence gathering. So they got this document that references the KGB and CIA, probably just because it references the KGB and CIA, stored it, and it was now released.
The Canadian Weekly World News would publish basically fake science fiction and supernatural stories.
The aliens in question have technology to turn organic matter to stone but get shot down by a cold war era rocket, right.
Something being in the CIA Reading Room doesn’t necessraily mean a CIA employee wrote it. All it means is that a CIA employee thought it was interesting enough to stick in their files.
This document appears to be a translation of an article from a Russian newspaper called *Ternopil Vechirniy* that says that the *Canadian Weekly World News* says that CIA spokespeople say that KGB documents they had obtained described aliens turning people into stone.
It doesn’t make much sense that the CIA would be consulting a Russian newspaper to find out what their own spokespeople had said. Maybe the story was a hoax by the CIA and the newspaper was proof that the Russians fell for it.
Like a Lot’s wife in the Bible, she turned to salt statue