Exclusive: The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary

lol lmao

pull out the bingo cards

I mean, what else could you do at this point?

Turns out DUI hires are a bad idea

And he’s going to be criminally indicted for the signal chats, right?

Probably not, and it sucks this likely isn’t a matter any State can prosecute him for.

Maybe he’ll get pissy and reveal a bunch of Dirty Laundry on air.

Or maybe this will be walked back by Trump. Who knows.

Isn’t he a major in the national guard or something? Like I knew he was under qualified for the position, but I didn’t think he would be this terrible.

How do you fuck up so badly that the second Trump administration is already planning on replacing you after a couple of months?

It’s appropriate. He was in the national guard. They’re only part time members of the DoD anyways.

Imagine getting fired from Trump’s cabinet because you’re too dumb

**Bad day** to be the pint of Jameson in the Secretary of Defense’s desk

Hey, old Petey can go back to day drinking on a Wednesday or whatever now!

Hahahahahahaha

Why? Let him leak some more info

This admin clearly doesn’t need to worry about something silly called repercussions for your actions