Elon says his black eye is from his kid punching him 👁️👁️

I saw this and immediately came here.

They always have an excuse… I see what I see and know what I know . The dots add up . The kid excuse maybe but out of every parent I know ? I’ve never seen a kid give an adult a black eye? Really never got a black eye as an adult? Even ufc fighters barely get black eyes and they hit right in the face ?