Don’t forget that time people claiming they’re from the Middle East couldn’t handle being in the Middle East

Until relatively recently, people who are allegedly descendants of the ancient hebrews, aka desert folk, had one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world.

That’s right: israel has one of highest rates and susceptibilities to skin cancer in the world.

Fucking hilarious.

Can you imagine wading into the ocean and being like, bro, I’m a fish, this is MY home, and then not being able to breathe underwater?

LOLOLOL

I say “until recently” because they actually figured it all out and have been able to reduce the rate of skin cancer.

What’s this miracle cure, you may be asking??

Well, it’s staying inside and putting on sun screen if you HAVE to go outside.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What could this mean, you may also be asking??

Well, I’ll leave that up to them thinkin folks, I’d hate to connect any dots for anyone who might be offended by reality.

But one interesting observation I wanted them thinkin folks to ponder over is that of the other nations that have the highest rates of skin cancer in the world, Australia and New Zealand are included – at least their European populations are. The indigenous aborigines in both countries were not impacted.

Again, not sure what that means and would hate to connect any dots that would make people allergic to truth flare up, so I’ll leave it to them experts to figure out.

But maybe we can solve this all and have a lasting piece by just saying who lasts the longest in a tanning bed. Loser has to move out😏😂