DuckTales, Fentanyl, Fenton Crackshell and Raygun

Now we have all heard of the Fentanyl crisis across America. But what if the real reason for it is because of Disney's TV show for children DuckTales. One of the main characters in DuckTales was Fenton Crackshell, he is a genius and has a raygun. You see all the people bent over leaning high as kite in their happy place. What if it all stems from watching DuckTales as a kid??

People use Fentanyl to return themselves to their favourite most happiest place, and thats when they were kids watching DuckTales. Its easy, join the dots… Fentanyl, Fenton, Crackshell, Crackhead. So many similarities its not funny.

Now the Raygun. We have all seen Raygun at the Paris Olympics. Raygun was posing leaning over doing the Fentanyl Fold and pulling cracked out facial moves. She definitely watched DuckTales as a kid and is openly mocking the world. You see, Fenton Crackshell and his Raygun. It all makes sense.

The rabbit hole is deep. Look into it my fellow conspirators.