This one is just funny…

NASA in an alternate universe:

“Yes, Mr. Armstrong you clearly are the most qualified candidate for the Apollo 11 mission. However our team of analysts noticed that your name backwards is ‘Gnorts, Mr Alien’. Because of that, we have to choose another astronaut. Very sorry. But because of your name, conspiracy theorists in the future would claim that the moon landing was fake”.

VINNY VINESAUCE REFERENCE IN MY SCHIZO SUB?????? it’s more likely than you think.