What’s your personal most tinfoil hat theory that you are sure is real ?
Posted by Djay_Zuss
What’s your personal most tinfoil hat theory that you are sure is real ?
Posted by Djay_Zuss
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Lizard people. I don’t think it’s far-fetched at all.
We are in “Satan’s little season”
The red vs blue US political system is a deliberate circus meant to forestall legitimate societal progress and keep the working class divided.
Yahweh is Satan
Zionists were in collaboration with Hitler.
There is no conspiracy
Mermaids, aka the Aquatic Ape Theory
That what we know is a drop in the bucket of what we don’t know
What’s beyond the ice walls!?!?!?
Voice 2 Skull technology and the gangstalking ear implant. We have proofed microwave hearing is fake and the government is implanting bio-electronics into peoples ear canals right next to the eardrum for audio mind kontrol
Gold.
Nukes aren’t real
Fake shootings, crisis actors, etc. That’s one that will get you shunned/dismissed even in conspiracy theorist spaces.
No planes
Many posters in conspiracy groups are paid to agree and say way more ridiculous things are also true as a false flag so from the outside the whole thing looks ridiculous and nutty, even though the core conspiracy without the nutty parts is plausible.
That aliens aren’t visiting earth but it’s really ancient humanoids that are living under the ocean ever since the younger dryas.
Tartaria
Most celebrities are inverted/opposite sex.
I wonder why (((Dinkleberg))) didn’t come into work that day?
Little people live in the ground.
I’m fairly certain that aliens are real and have made contact with our government leaders. I think the reason why the public doesn’t know is because the government’s agreed to keep their existence secret because the aliens asked them to.
Imagine every elected President was like:
President: “So are the aliens real? And the public deserves to know!”
CIA: “Yes Mr. President they’re real. But if we tell the populace they will enslave us and force us to work mining asteroids in the darkness of space”
President: “My fellow Americans, Aliens are unfortunately not real”
I believe that the elite do actually perform ritual magic and that those rituals work very well for them.