omg this sounds like the opening line to a documentary my poly sci professor would totally make us watch 😂 kinda need to know more about this pizza hut conspiracy now.
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The Russians tried to out-pizza the Hut. The Russians failed. Long years passed, ads that should not have been forgotten passed into legends known only by mad hermits and sages, and now they are trying to out-pizza the Hut again. They will have no more luck this time than they did the last. The Hut always wins.
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omg this sounds like the opening line to a documentary my poly sci professor would totally make us watch 😂 kinda need to know more about this pizza hut conspiracy now.
The Russians tried to out-pizza the Hut. The Russians failed. Long years passed, ads that should not have been forgotten passed into legends known only by mad hermits and sages, and now they are trying to out-pizza the Hut again. They will have no more luck this time than they did the last. The Hut always wins.