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  1. No1PaulKeatingfan on

    Average Australian graduate resume:

    > I did this degree

    > I worked at Costco on the weekends

    > Please hire me bro

    Average American graduate resume:

    > I got a high grade of xx.abcdefu

    > At age 7 I went to this prestigious childcare place

    > I came 2nd place in the campus wide chess competition

    > Highest grade in the ukulele ensemble class

    > Been part of the intense running club for years

    > 3 Summer internships at these places

    > I’m active on LinkedIn

    > Awarded [insert dumb award here]

  2. No moment of the year makes me feel like more of an incompetent buffoon than the moment I have to hang lights on the Christmas tree. I immediately turn into an infomercial character

  3. No1PaulKeatingfan on

    I don’t I think got the role

    The interview was fine, but dammit there was too much competition for it (13!! other ppl) urgh

    My answers were fine but there was def someone with more “experience”

    Eff this (But hopefully I did get it though)

  4. Man, the compact cargo van is truly dead in the USA

    Nissan NV200s – Discontinued since 2021 model year

    Ford Transit Connect – Discontinued since 2023 model year

    Ram ProMaster City – Discontinued since 2022 model year

  5. erasmus_phillo on

    This woman really wants the Republican Party to reach out to Indian-Americans. Idk man it looks like they’ve been doing a lot of reaching out: By calling us slurs, by calling Hindus savage for practicing their faith, by calling for our mass deportation from the country, and saying that there are too many of us in the US? Fuck off lmao, your VP essentially insulted his Indian-American wife in front of a crowd to appease groypers and you think your outreach is gonna work now?

    https://preview.redd.it/ju47eiocfc4g1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=1961e6aab8ae39432ade6d20f4070f1526eddc70

  6. Plants_et_Politics on

    AI gets me 😊

    >Your political commentary in r/neoliberal is so hostile and uncompromising, I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t tried to privatize your own emotional labor. Then you go post flower pictures in r/cactus. We get it, you need a high-maintenance hobby that doesn’t talk back.

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