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  1. randommathaccount on

    This is the kite attack DT, please upvote and share this message with at least five friends or you will be smacked by a bird for no fucking reason whatsoever

  2. Nice-Difference8641 on

    Magic goolsball will oracle start suppressing TikTok videos from minneapolis tomorrow

  3. look if they didn’t want everyone to be trans they shouldn’t have made being a woman so based and being a man so cringe 🙄

  4. Louis_de_Gaspesie on

    At the end of the day, Marc Andreesen walks into his bathroom and looks at his reflection in the mirror. He then closes his eyes and enters a state of intense concentration. His jaw clenches and the veins on his temples bulge. Suddenly, his eyes fly open. A crack forms at the top of his scalp, traveling down the center of his face and the back of his head. His head splits down the middle, and the two halves fall to the ground to reveal a smaller Marc Andreesen head inside. That head splits open, revealing an even smaller head, and then another, and then another. Finally, from a central Marc Andreesen head the size of a golf ball, out hatches a beautiful blonde-haired fairy. She spreads her gossamer wings and flutters across the house to a room with sky blue chinoiserie walls, an intricately moulded ceiling, and a crystal chandelier. She alights upon a white rose placed in a jasperware vase in the center of the room. Her limbs stretch among its delicate petals, and she falls into a deep sleep.

  5. >China Wins as Trump Cedes Leadership of the Global Economy

    Finally some good fucking NYT headline

  6. Bill idea to punish ICE agents without having to go through a trillion court cases and appeals (in parallel to that). Any organization that hires any former ICE agent is completely barred from any federal funding or assistance program. This includes local governments like police as well. Make them homeless so they feel a fraction of the suffering they’ve inflicted on others.

  7. Adminisnotadmin on

    ICE violating the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th Amendments

    Republicans:

    >”In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris.”

    Democrats and independents:

    >Abolishing ICE actually is a good idea. Hold them accountable.

    Democratic Leadership for some God-forsaken reason:

    >”It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one’s head and succumb. Inevitably many shall fault the hands upon the sword which fell Typhon, the Ordo Malleus. But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of its office. To further fear them is redundant, to hate them, heretical.

    >Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the Inquisition. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the Emperor’s service.”

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