Trump claims secret ‘discombobulator’ weapon was used to help capture Maduro | CNN Politics

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12 Comments

  1. See, this is how you know the government isn’t hiding any aliens. Trump would have spilled the beans already.

  2. They blasted a Trump speech over loudspeakers. It made everyone look around in absolute confusion while asking the aether, “What the fuck is he talking about?!”

  3. gomjabbarenthusiast on

    Imagine explaining EW suites and saying “our exact tech is a secret sauce like the coke recipe” and getting that turned into the US President saying they have a wunderwaffe

  4. remember when the moron apparently didn’t understand the concept of stealth and though it made the plane invisible on the visible spectrum

  5. Cecil_McCrackshell on

    Nice slip up. At least this explains that sonic “attack” in Cuba. The civilians were obviously unintended victims as the CIA was practicing.

  6. ILikeTuwtles1991 on

    >The president may be conflating several capabilities into a single weapon that doesn’t exist, a senior US official told CNN.

    Our commander in chief!

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