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  1. The average poaster on any given DT is more likely to be murdered by ICE than to have ever kissed another person

  2. erasmus_phillo on

    sure you might be shot in the back 5 times if you look at an ICE agent wrongly, but isn’t that a small price to pay for living in the freest country in the world?

  3. anonymous_and_ on

    will spending all my money on kiwis, convenience store eggs and convenience store cheese make me want to die less

  4. my brain has been broken because now I find *anything* poasted by /u/ty04 to be intensely rule x breaking

  5. erasmus_phillo on

    One of the lines of thought that I am meditating on right now is the fact that Alex Pretti was a paragon of positive masculinity throughout his life

    These jackbooted thugs murdered him for it and the idiots in the so-called ‘manosphere’ mocked him for dying, even though he was more of a man than they would ever be

    Dude spent his whole life helping and serving people. In his last moments, he was protecting a woman from getting brutalized by ICE. And these sociopaths brought him down to his knees and executed him for being a good person

    Dude really did radiate Ned Stark vibes in a sense

  6. anonymous_and_ on

    the hard boiled eggs in convenience stores in Japan have crack in them I swear. like how tf do they salt them so perfectly 

  7. I’ve decided to take a new tact with my Trumper Christian relatives, and I think I’ve finally found the right approach.

    I am adopting the persona of an extremely Jesus-y guy, and I am bombarding every bigoted Facebook post I see with Bible verses and expressions of concern about the unchristian attitudes they’re exhibiting.

    Not only is this one million times better for me (it’s actually extremely fun to play a smarmy Bible thumper for liberal causes), it’s fucking with their brains in a way that facts simply cannot.

  8. I snuck some of my wife’s Pringle and lost the fucking lid. I am so dead when she gets home tomorrow night.

  9. AcrobaticMistake2468 on

    I actually assume most of you are attractive and not weird

    If you were weird mutants, you’d be on arr politics or fauxmoi

    Similar to how when I hung out with people from arr Redscarepod in real life, everyone was pretty attractive

    Deranged but attractive. (Don’t date anyone from there)

  10. Working theory is a left wing activist held up Greg Bovino at gun point and made him get a boner before sexually humiliating him leading to his sworn revenge against all leftist causes

  11. To be clear *Attack of the Clones* is the best Star Wars movie because Obi Wan is very handsome in it and Padme is very beautiful in it and I feel funny inside whenever either of them are on screen

  12. I wish George Lucas made the sequels so wed get more glup shiddos named after Replubican politicians like Newt Gunray

  13. ATTENTION ALL DTERS: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MULTIPLE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN, UNLIKE YOU WHO ARE SCROLLING THROUGH THIS SHITHOLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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