Conservative

Tim Walz says he’s done with politics: ‘I will never run for office again’

January 29, 2026

chrismireya on January 29, 2026 9:12 pm

Does he promise?

Seriously: I suspect that he’s surprised that no one said, “*Aww, say it isn’t so!*”
B0lt5L0053 on January 29, 2026 9:13 pm

Thanks Nick Shirley!
According-Activity87 on January 29, 2026 9:13 pm

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trailerparksandrec on January 29, 2026 9:19 pm

I’ll miss that butthole. His fake military stories were just adorable.
Maximus361 on January 29, 2026 9:19 pm

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Yada-Yada-Yadda on January 29, 2026 9:20 pm

Is it because the walls are caving in on him… potential jail cell?
scully360 on January 29, 2026 9:22 pm

This is the only thing he’s ever said that I wholeheartedly support.
longshanks44 on January 29, 2026 9:22 pm

Now get Omar to say that.
Make_Buff_Again on January 29, 2026 9:26 pm

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Flare4roach on January 29, 2026 9:27 pm

Considering ever single thing that dribbles out of his mouth was a blatant lie (ranging from his military service to gapping spark plugs) I won’t believe Knucklehead Jazzhands until I see it.
HeReallyDoesntCare on January 29, 2026 9:28 pm

Yeah, like it’s by choice, dumbfuck lol
MakeGodGreatAgain on January 29, 2026 9:29 pm

He looks old enough to have dodged a draft in WWII, good riddance.
GlitteringLocality on January 29, 2026 9:30 pm

Minneapolis loves him, Minnesota hates him.